Alternative to the club...

"Sweetheart, even though all of this was your idea, I don't want you to be upset. Instead of the sex club this weekend, how about we invite another couple over? I found someone on the swinger's website. They're only interested in fucking and hot sex. Here, take a look." My wife handed me the phone. In a way, I was kind of relieved that we weren't going to the club. As I looked at the photo, I nodded and said, "They look good, let's do it..."