By the dawn's early light...

I fell asleep as Darryl, who my wife picked up in the hotel bar, was fucking my wife. A little too much weed and booze and I was out of it. As I awoke, I rubbed my eyes, thinking it was still the night before. Then I realized that it was morning and that Darryl was still giving his black cock to my wife... She looked at me and said, "Honey, order room service..."